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senior citizens

i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.
get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!
by dubya January 22, 2004
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senior citizen

A class of people who hold the wisdom of the world. They are often seen giving advice to idiot kids who always refuse to follow it and then end up falling on their faces before the figure out that with age comes a bit of wisdom.
The senior citizen told the teen to pull up his belt and stop showing your nasty booty, or you'll never get a job.
by Rhumba Girl September 13, 2010
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senioritis

illness that generally strikes high school seniors; some symptoms of this illness include procrastination, laziness, excessive absences and tardies, skipping class, a change in normal attire, (ex. over use of extremely casual friday), senior pranks and multiple, multiple senior skip days. the only known cure for this bizarre illness is graduation.
why aren't you in school today?

bad case of senioritis..
by wnhogan December 18, 2008
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Super Senior

A person who has been attending high school for 5 or more years, like Jak Thompson
Why is he still here? Didn't he graduate last year?

Yes, he is a super senior. He gets to do it all over again
by insanepolarbear December 9, 2009
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Senior 15

A sister phrase to the popular "Freshman 15" that refers to how fat Senior girls get due to excessive partying and beer drinking during their final year in college.
Guy #1: That Holly girl used to be hot right, what happened to her? - Guy #2: She let herself go and gained her senior 15 like a fat slob, what a shame.
by Kiva May 11, 2006
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exclusive non-serious

Also known as ENS, this relationship status is increasing in popularity. Two individuals are involved with each other, and are not dating anyone else, however there is no commitment. It is understood that every waking moment of the day does not need to be spent together, as well each party does not need to inform the other where they are or will be at any given time. The words "girlfriend" and "boyfriend" are avoided and can be uncomfortable if brought up by a separate party.
Hey man, how long has Donnie been going out with Laura?

Well I don't know if they're "going out" as such, but they've been doing the exclusive non-serious thing for a couple months now.
by R Crewe April 22, 2008
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Rock Star Section

A particular section of a store which contains clothes designed for rock stars.

J.T. Arpent, aka airman, aka Big O, shops only in the rock star section
Arpent: "Where's the rock star section, yo?"

Rae: "Jason we're in Wal-Mart, they don't have a rock star section"
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