A fatass wannabe rapper, that writes songs about past experiences that have no to relevance to life, describing his life as a creepy fat stalker.
Me " yoh , theres Sean Kingston "
You " at chucky cheese "
Me " yeah staring at some girl at a arcade machine "
You " thats totally going to be his next song, but he'll say he talked to her and gave him a "chance" even though he just stared at her like a creep "
*an hour later*
*turns on radio*
" Last week I was at chucky cheese and I saw you at my favourite arcade gameeeeeee, I approached you and beat you at the game because no one beats me at my favourite game because im fat, oh and you gave me a chance because I talk about that in every song I write even though the only chance I got was after I beat her at the game I went to the bathroom because I had to shit because I ate so much, and my mom gave me a blumpkin, as always " :)
You " at chucky cheese "
Me " yeah staring at some girl at a arcade machine "
You " thats totally going to be his next song, but he'll say he talked to her and gave him a "chance" even though he just stared at her like a creep "
*an hour later*
*turns on radio*
" Last week I was at chucky cheese and I saw you at my favourite arcade gameeeeeee, I approached you and beat you at the game because no one beats me at my favourite game because im fat, oh and you gave me a chance because I talk about that in every song I write even though the only chance I got was after I beat her at the game I went to the bathroom because I had to shit because I ate so much, and my mom gave me a blumpkin, as always " :)
by piemash March 4, 2010

A fat Jamican Douchbag that sings ultra/hyper cheesy melodies over rehashed 50's chord progressions. He is the epitomy of walking excrement.
by Panopticon January 6, 2009

After he performed a sean hannity on ann coulter, he used her face to wipe off the shit from his fist.
by sergio the comuper October 14, 2008

the late free safety for the washington redskins, sean taylor was a hard hitter, a good teammate, and a loving father
by Dara K, go skins January 5, 2008

"Yo dude I'm so hype for Big Sean's I Decided."
"Yeah I'm hype for that joint with eminem"
"Yeah, all the singles are amazing"
"Yeah I'm hype for that joint with eminem"
"Yeah, all the singles are amazing"
by Doorknobrobber January 21, 2017

The son of John Lennon and Yoko Ono, Sean Taro Ono Lennon has proven that he's talented and not just a Lennon. He had two albums, Into The Sun and Friendly Fire. He speaks some French. He's pretty cute too. His voice sounds like John's :
by AndyHurleyluvver August 4, 2007
