a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh
thanos: besh apetupetupeta let me show you how to scratch it a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh
by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?
Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?
Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.
"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".
"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".
by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

This is a meme that I recently started to see around a few sites, but has probably been around for a while.
I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls.
One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!"
I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls.
One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!"
You may praise a tail. You may touch my striped back. Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! Nya Nya, she's a spectacled persian cat.
by deathwish124 May 18, 2009

"A gentleman's scratch" is when you have an itchy bumhole and you fart at just the right capacity to simultaneously release gas and itch your bumhole within the same manoeuvre
by ScottyFxckinT August 16, 2023

father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.
son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."
Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."
Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."
by anonymous November 28, 2024
