A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022
Get the Scooter Nukemug. The worst type of pain. If someone tells you that they hope you hit your ankle on a scooter, they most likely want you to die. You are highly recommended to stay away from people who have ever said that to you, or anyone you know.
by Neo1313 November 11, 2019
Get the i hope you hit your ankle on a scootermug. by Miccck January 24, 2021
Get the Cooter scootermug. by bbteyatey October 8, 2020
Get the Scooterermug. When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter
by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018
Get the flying poop scootermug. Scooter is the nickname given for someone who exudes chaos and warmth at the same time. Scooters are known for being mischievous and spontaneous. Scooters love to scoot around and have fun.
Someone: “wow they just ate an entire bag of smarties in 2 minutes and yelled ‘yippee skipeee!’ afterwards!”
Other person: “Yeah, that’s Scooter! Scooter loves candy! They’re such a lil scoot!”
Other person: “Yeah, that’s Scooter! Scooter loves candy! They’re such a lil scoot!”
by Xoivdela February 16, 2021
Get the Scootermug. “Oh my! Look at him with all those underage kids, what a Kenny scooter” “That Kenny Scooter is touching a 15 year olds thighs”
by cultural wizard November 3, 2019
Get the Kenny scootermug.