Scooter

Something you ride that makes no sense.

Go commit scooter ankle

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

Pulling a Scooter

When you disband the premades after winning 1 out of 3 games.

Jamesb was caught pulling a scooter after winning a 3-0 game against Mangogay.

by Lunanora March 17, 2019

scooter turd

It a rare disease

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd

by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018

Side Scooter

(Noun) A female (in some rare cases there can be male ones) who commits to a scooter greaser’s way of living. Also known as a side bitch or side hoe. Typically called on when true wife/spouse, gf/bf or significant other is gone or busy.

Look at those scooter greasers! And look there’s Betty, thats his side scooter!

by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018

Electric scooter

2 Chronicles 15:7

Electric scooter is kewl 🛵

by Knmagor October 22, 2022

Scooter Beaver

Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.

"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."

"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."

"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."

by ItalySpotter September 6, 2011