Salt Settler

A white or Caucasian person

There was a room full of salt settlers so I left.

by M. Lovely Winner March 22, 2022

Salt twitch

'Salt test' is the act of testing if someone is a lizard alien by throwing salt in their eyes. If this causes them to twitch (giving them the 'salt twitch'), they are likely extraterrestrial reptilians.

My boss had the salt twitch when I tested her, then she had the nerve to fire ME for it.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

salt legs

When your jeans absorb salt through snow found in parking lots & the like and create a white lines at the cuffs of one's jeans. This occurs after every winter snow fall in northern climates as salt from the roads gets all over your feet and soaks your jeans. The rings creep up your jeans from the bottom up and create a white line ring around them.

"Why aren't you going out tonight?" "I have no clean jeans and need to do laundry because all of them have salt legs."

by cjcooter January 16, 2014

salted pork?

salted pork?

salted pork?

by Ethastum January 20, 2022

santa's salt

another term for cocaine

"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."

Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA

by Big Manu January 22, 2008

Salt Sock

Stuffing your cum sock into the mouth of your girlfriend during sex. Usually done without warning and ends badly.

My girlfriend wouldn’t shut up during sex so I salt socked her.

by not listening March 6, 2019

salt pounder

I’m not to sure what it means I heard my Canadian coworker say it at somebody who cut him off it traffic now I say it

“Fuck you, you fuckin salt pounder”

by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020