A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

A beastly looking woman from Michigan’s U.P. That’s not much to look at but will keep you warm on a cold U.P. Night .
Damn Joe it’s freezing out there tonight. Guess I’ll finish the beer and grab me a salmon Cruncher and head home for the night.
by Housebroke February 20, 2022

by Salmonator1 July 16, 2021

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023

"Watch that glass.......smash!!!
Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
Then sing "Duddle da dum...Duddle da dum...its the Salmon Premium" to the tune of the Addams family
by anonymous May 22, 2024

“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”
“Bros a salmon expert”
“Bros a salmon expert”
by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024

The salmon was packed and ready for shipping, but it didn't get shipped.
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
"Have you seen Mack and Alex?
"Nah, they're upstairs packing salmon."
by jiffyluube September 4, 2016
