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king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005
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salmon expert

Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.
“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”

“Bros a salmon expert”
by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024
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Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020
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salmon

A courageous individual who actively resists the status quo by challenging racism and prejudice by speaking out against hate and advocating for a more fair and inclusive future.

Synonyms: upstander, advocate, ally, changemaker
Antonyms: bystander, conformist, complicit participant

Related phrases:
Swim upstream: To act courageously against opposition.
We need more salmon: A call to action to take an active stance against racism.
Examples in use:
"Be a salmon: speak up when you see injustice."
" If only we had more salmon working together to create a fairer, kinder world."
by unclesalmon May 9, 2025
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White Salmon, WA

Far superior to other Columbia River Gorge communities. Stevenson, Goldendale, and even Hood River wish they could achieve the greatness of White Salmon. Cost of housing is high to keep the trash in Washougal.
by Edward Teach Jr. May 9, 2018
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The salmon salad

When you're balls deep in ya girl while your dick be soft and she asks her boyfriend to come out of the closet and join in while being soft as well.

It's like having salmon in a salad cause you can barely notice it's there my nigga. Just like ya girl can barely notice ya.
Dude I was fucking this shawty while my dick be swinging around soft and then her boyfriend joined in just as soft as me.

She received the salmon salad.
by the salmon sallad November 8, 2019
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Samuel El Salmon

Sam is a historical breed of man, His loyalty and dedication is unmatched. He is a great boyfriend and even better friend. He has a massive penis and lots of money, any girl would be blessed to have someone like Sam in their life.
Damn lucas, you fucked Samuel El Salmon?!
by Zlla January 27, 2025
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