shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

by DOUG October 10, 2003

smackerbate

To masturbate by furiously smacking one's penis.

Man, my schlong sure is sore after I smackerbate.

by scagneti September 25, 2006

the sackett

A double team move in which one guy puts salt in the ass of the chick and eats it out while the other guy eats Heinz 57 out of the chick's cunt.

You hear Tyler and Andy pulled the the sackett on Kady last night.

by BAMF 37 March 11, 2008

Clacker Smacker

To get hit in the genitalia, usually by an object not a body part.

(Guy Skateboarding): Hey guys check this grind!
(bails and falls on genitalia)
(Skater's Friend): Ooooh, what a clacker smacker

by ZXABDEF August 29, 2009

clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

by Katie December 19, 2004

Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

3 men, one in Florida, one in Califronia, and the other in North Carolina, talking everyday at work, on companies time, on msn instant messenger.

Our motto: Join us!

I hereby then bring to order the first meeting of the "Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter."

by Shannon, Chris, Kevin April 8, 2004

smacker

when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts

FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"

by pfloyd February 20, 2003