Shrek’s Swamp

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.

“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”

by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021

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the shrek script

Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.

yo did you copy the shrek script

uh yeah i did

by shrek man May 5, 2021

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Shrek’s Pubes

Another word for weed or marijuana 🍃🍃

Hey, do you wanna smoke some of Shrek’s pubes?

by mikwoo42069 April 25, 2020

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SHREK EARS

Deformity to the ears caused by wearing your Covid-19 mask too tight around your ears. This deforms your ears into little cones like "Shrek Ears."

Billy's head is so big that every mask he tries on gives him "Shrek Ears."

by The Toilet Terrorist June 25, 2020

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Shrek Saber

Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.

it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek

shrek is love shrek is life.

many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.

I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre

by FL4KST3R June 7, 2022

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