Tampa Bay Salted Pretzel

While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.

John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.

by pho_phizzat June 11, 2008

saute

To saute, (verb) has various meanings. It can mean to lay the smackdown, wreck house, to strike in the head, to cover your girlfriend in rose pedals while she is eating turkey legs or to just cover her in turkey legs, to butter her up with leftover butter from red lobster. and to give her simple yet effective compliments when she is feeling down.

"Say man, you just stole my crack pipe, i'm about to saute that ass!"

"Man, i got so sauteed last night!"

"Honey, I'm home. Are you ready to get sauteed?"

"You are amazing, Twilight!"

by Weezy Brown, Kings Kate! June 7, 2009

saltedsack

1)sperm on a nutsack.
2)when a man cums on his nutsack.
3)a tasty snack for your female partner.

1) i gave my bitch a saltedsack for lunch the other day.
2) my woman loves when i have a saltedsack.

by elias a. December 25, 2005

Sautéed ass

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.

"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"

by talknerdytome December 3, 2014

salter

Salter, a word referring to a jackass with nice qualities.

I like Bob, he's friendly. But he's a bit of a salter.

by yb1144 September 9, 2008

Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.

I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.

by Smaack1001 August 8, 2009

salted zebruh

a bi-racial rap group that spits hot fire; consisting of one rapper and one hype woman.
look out for their mixtape, dropping in 09

Hey buddy, have you heard about salted zebruh? Those gals are hot fire.

Why yes, at the party last night, everyone was cranking that hungry zebruh. They truly are hip-hop.

by sugar cookie getter February 15, 2009