Roast

Someone with a strong farming background, no regard for their appearance, basically born and raised lifting sheep and getting 'stuck in' with all elements of the farming area. Have no recognition of the proper manner which should be used in Civilized area, such as: Cities, Pubs (that are situated in the middle of nowhere), Off Licences, Nightclubs and just about anywhere you can think of that is not a Farm or a car park with loud exhausts and Subaru jackets. There dress sense generally consists of: Blue bootcut jeans, A checkered shirt, A car enthusiast jacket of some sort (occasionally can be truck or motherbike related!), A set of sandy caterpillar Dessert Boots (but in modern day they have branched into such brands as Timberland!) If for example they are not wearing a shirt you can guarantee they will have some sort of crude demeaning remark written across there t-shirt such as: 'If Found return to pub!' or 'Save water drink BEER!' these are generally purchased in the roasted clothing shop of TJS jeanscene which supplies Farm Animals all over Ireland with all there daily clothing needs! They generally accompany walking down civilized streets with screams such as 'WEH WOW WOOO' If you feel like just having a listen to some ROAST please just log into I-102-104 aka I radio!! this is when the roasts hit the airwaves!!

'Look at the filthy ROAST over there man'

'Oh my god what a farm animal and a roast!'

'What girl is seriously gonna find that ROAST attractive'

the list is endless

by Shanny-fanta October 6, 2010

nut roast

Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.

"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"

by The Great King of Phebes November 25, 2006

Roast

An individual who doesn't abide by the social norms of civilized society.

''Did you see those roasts in pure last night? Grinding up against anything they could find''.

by Dickbutter93 December 24, 2012

spit roast

When two men penetrate a woman one orally one anally vaginally as if she were a suckling pig. At times a third man can be basting her.

Every thursday me and mike get together to spit roast marianna and she loves it.

by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

Lamb Roast

The sexual technique of receving two phalluses at the same time, one in both the oral and anal cavity. The maneuver is performed with two males in a standing position and a female in a crouch position to give the illusion of the proverbial "lamb" being roasted on a spit.

"Man, me and a guy totally lamb roasted this chick last night"
"Yo babe, you want to lamb roast tonight at my crib?"
"Biatch, GTF onta me an' my homie's dongs before I pop a cap in yo' mane!"

by Colonel Wafflejaw October 9, 2006

Roast Beef Curtains

Extra long and dark labias resembling curtains made of roast beef.

Her roast beef curtains covered her sweet massive yeast cabinet.

by Jose85 October 30, 2006

Roast beef action

The discoloration effect when pussy lips get blackened from too much sex.

Dude I would never go down on that girl. Not with all that roast beef action.

by The_Truth.net November 25, 2015