The Purple Order

A subreddit about FNaF shitposts, usually including in depth descriptions of characters shitting, cumming, pissing or doing other such things. One of the famous stories written by TPO(The Purple Order) is called Freddy Takes a Shit.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard of TPO?"

Guy 2: "You mean The Purple Order? Aren't they the guys that wrote Freddy Takes a Shit?"

Guy 1: "Yeah!"

Guy 2: "That was some funny shit, not gonna lie."

by Semen Huffer November 12, 2020

Royal purple

someone who has always been at your side, who had many opportunities to go away as all did, but remained

you are my royal purple now and forever

by amobrucia August 23, 2021

party til you're purple

to party your butt off until you can't breathe

We'll party til you're purple all night long!

by khjbdizlknmv November 18, 2011

Riding the Purple Dragon

Being under the narcotic influence of prescription cough syrup containing promethazine/codeine.

Oh shoot that's just the hallucinations man you been riding the purple dragon

by what breh July 28, 2016

Flowers stink and you are purple

Flowers stink and you are purple isn't actually a thing but it is when you want to annoy some1 >:) And it's awesome to annoy kaymunk

"@kaymunk"
"yesh?"

"flowers stink and you are purple!""hehehehe"
"NO! >:("
"yesssss >:))) tehehehe"

by Pandamyum March 26, 2022

Purple Monkey Finger

Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.

No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.

by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010

Purple Crayon

Another name for a black guys penis. Comes from the fact that some black men's penises are so dark they appear purple in color.

Man Alexa can get enough of those purple crayons, what a hoe!!

by Daryl The Sterile December 6, 2010