Peter Tucker

You have to both shit and piss in a John Q. Public. When you enter the restroom, you find a Little John awaiting you. Since you have to both shit and piss, you do the "Peter Tucker", ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your peckerhead on the inside of the toilet.

This morning, I woke up with a Woody Johnson, but I also had to piss like a fire hose, so I did the Peter Tucker to avoid getting the John Dickens.

by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006

Peter Gibbons Transformation

When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions, finally see the world clearly and live life stressfree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.

* Peter Gibbons is a character referred to from the movie Office Space.
J: "I used to stress over anything and everything, but I figure, you only live once so lets go with the fucktitude. Now i'm just a happy carefree dude."
S: "Wow you went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation."

S: "I'm constantly embroiled in a battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go w/relative ease...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewification.
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"

by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006

peterbreath

A real asshole (also a total dickhead; a true waste of bungwipe).

Hey dude, did you know that guy over there (yes, the asshat!) is a real peterbreath?

by Telephony December 14, 2010

Peter Pan

generally, a Peter Pan is someone who will never grow up.

Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones still lives fast like he did 20 years ago. He has eternal youth. He is a rock and roll Peter Pan.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 29, 2006

peter tran

a perfect boyfriend

she got herself a peter tran!

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Peter Puffer

Also known as a Penis Puffer, Cock-Gobbler, and a Dick Licker.

Here is the Peter Puffer Song: Peter Puffer.... Peter Puffer.... Puffing On A Penis All Night Long!

by Leroy Karbunkle October 1, 2007

peter

a horny boy that has no emotions. He is nasty at every sport without even trying. He can get any girl except the one he wants. His ex won’t stop hitting up his line and he doesn’t care. He’ll flirt with anyone but won’t shave his pablo. Peter gives no fucks about anything and it’s funny. Even though he tells everyone to fuck off he is the coolest. Get yourself a pete.

“who is that freshman on varisty?”
“oh that’s my g Peter Joseph”

by Lickmypeepee November 24, 2018