one pumping

act of busting after one thrust of erect dick in wet vaginal canal

Danny was planning on having hot sex till the morning sun, until he ruined the night by one pumping

by Willie James Huff aka funky chicken November 7, 2007

Get It Pumped

Popular Scottish internet phrase, created by fans of Rangers FC on the Follow Follow Forums in March 2006. It is used to indicate possible oppurtunities for sexual intercourse.

Man 1: "Look at how attractive that woman is"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Man 1: "My girlfriend and I have been having some communication problems, do you have any advice"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Man 1: "I have been having dark thughts, depression, suicide, what can I do to stop this"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

or it can be used in a sarcastic tense, such as;

Man 1: "Jo Brand"

Man 2: "Get it pumped"

Somebody posts a picture of any female

reply : get it pumped

by Raymondo April 23, 2006

Pump your brakes

To stop what your doing. As if whatever your saying or doing is stupid or ridiculous.

Lisa tried to tell me that Raheim was cheating on me but I said to the bitch, "Pump ya brakes", you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Tatatulisha thought she was going to pull on my weed for free. I told that ho to pump her mothafuckin brakes.

by GB April 2, 2003

pump-action yoghurt rifle

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle

I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.

by Splowson McGraw March 7, 2004

weener pumper

A phrase once used by my grandpa, referring to a hotdog.

Come on now, eat your weener pumper!

by ScootyPuff Jr April 16, 2005

Cum Pump

(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.

"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"

"All that guy is is a cum pump."

(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."

by Peter Mings January 11, 2009

pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009