puke fiction

a work of art truly worth being called a “ass.”

“Ayo have you seen Boruto? That shit is puke fiction.”

by WaterLaw June 18, 2024

Puked Moment

A moment of severe stupidity and genuine idiocy

Dude you think dreams manhunts are real. That's such a puked moment

by HysteriaMC June 14, 2022

Paul Puking

Act or acts of people puking on demand for pleasure or empty oneself of drugs to ingest drugs again.

Hey where did you go?
"O ya i was Paul Puking. Its something i fuck with hard now. Mi butt buddy Rodney got me into it."

by tony'snakesquad June 1, 2020

Puke baby

A puke baby is when one vomits into their partner, typically through anal or vaginal means. Then the partner is required to shake themselves to ready the baby before pushing out into the first partner's mouth.

Me and my girlfriend really like to experiment, so we tried to make a puke baby

by Knatbing April 2, 2024

Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.

Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke

by Radical, repeating decimals May 25, 2018

Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017