Puddle Splasher 

A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.

That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.

Puddle Splasher by TotallySweetFX November 14, 2011

Puddle Splasher 

A person whom smokes crystal methamphetamine using a glass pipe.
When a person smokes meth from a glass pipe with a ball at the end, they place the meth in the ball end of the pipe, they then proceed to light it enough until its hot enough all whilst rotating the pipe to be able to take a puff.

"Let's go smoke a bowl with our other fellow puddle splashers"

Puddle Splasher by Caroleena cupcake August 9, 2017

Puddle slut 

New way to say dirt keg because it really didn't make sense but think about this....
They puddle sluts 1) they jumping puddle to puddle.
2)and when u jump in a mud puddle you create more puddles from water splashing up
3) the puddle in that bubble they want

Dude, all I see around here are nasty ass puddle sluts!

Puddle slut by Mattie cole May 4, 2018

Tadpole Puddle 

Something you make your g/f or wife to sleep in after you perform a monumental ejeculation over her and miss.

Thus making a Tadpole Puddle on your bed.

You can sleep in the Tadpole Puddle this evening love.

Tadpole Puddle by CameoWordUp February 1, 2007

Cock Paddled 

The female equivalent of being "Pussy Whipped."

Abandons her friends and makes excuses to be with her man.

Annette: OMG, STACY! You always leave me for him... you are so cock paddled.

Stacy: Like OMG, not even, we just have the flu again... and we have homework to do.

Cock Paddled by pervyninja January 4, 2012

ignant puddle

A person who is a little bit proudly ignorant.

Those freshmen are such ignant puddles.

ignant puddle by 69 420 June 7, 2016

Cuddle Puddle 

When a couple is cuddling and they get turned on. The word puddle comes from the girl being wet (creating a puddle in her panties)

"Being so close to you is really turning me on. I'm so wet right now"
"Babe, we are in a cuddle puddle"

Cuddle Puddle by CouchPotato July 25, 2017