publican

Derogatory term for piece of shit eating Republicans.

Dick: Skool iz more better since the publicans got us new Bibles fur reedin'!
Ann: You best shut up n' git to concealed weapons class!
George: Yall hear they be hangin' a witch this afternoon?

by Trevor Dorr February 6, 2008

Public Radio

Let me put it this way-

Turn on CNN. Now turn on CSPAN. Now turn on Speed Network.

Now shove a knife into your shoulders. As you are suffering, please, enjoy the intellegent chat they are having about Mongolia.

That's public radio.

*SKRRIRIIICICHH*

Welcome to Chitty Chitty Chat Chat. I'm

*SKRRIRICHH*.

Today we're talking about a book

*skrriitichhh*

Tons of monotone retards reading excerpts

*ssskkkkittiririihc*

HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL AT-

*skrriiiitichhh*

So what compelled you to write about Diners?

by Zach G. November 24, 2004

Public Hair

When someone's pubic hair becomes dislodged during a visit to the bathroom and remains on the toilet seat or bowl for the next person using the restroom to see, resulting in the transition of your private's hair to a public hair.

Why is it so hard for people to clean their pubes off the toilet when they're done? I don't need to see their public hairs.

by Sockbabies October 5, 2011

Public stain

When someone beats it in public and cums all over a certain area.

DAMN! That was beating his dick on the ice skating rink, came on the ice while a little girl got showered with jizz, and a few people slipped on the cum and busted their ass! Just leavin' their public stain on the ice.

by Tiquil January 22, 2011

Don't Publish

The button we click when a person submits an urban dictionary definition of his/her name as a way of telling his/her 2 homies that read urban dictionary how "awesome", "cool", or any other positive adjective s/he is.

We click Don't Publish to save you from the embarrassment of telling others how 'awesome' you think you are.

by catfight12 January 9, 2009

publicity stunt

An exploiting upon the media's behalf. When celebrities have interventions, and reach out for help for their disorders and addictions, they get ostricized, stigmatized, and unsupported by the media who does not understand that the wellbeing of our fellow humans should hold a higher standard than publicity. It ends up being publicized beyond control because there is no way to hide flaws if you are a celebrity.

so-called "publicity stunt"s:
Lindsay Lohan
Mary-Kate Olsen
AJ McLean
James Hetfield

Each and every celebrity who didn't want to die from their disorders and addictions.

by Anna J February 12, 2006

In public

When naked, having sex or oral sex, masturbating, etc. you spread your legs as wide as you can and flex your hamstrings as it doubles your pleasure in whatever it is you are doing.

Tim:Dude, Rachel was getting her pussy licked in public by some random drunk guy last night at the party.
Olson: That was Rachel!? Aw grody!!!

by poopoopladda June 21, 2010