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Property Forfeiture

The controversial and indirect act of surrendering rights, resources, and possesions(including children) to another person, group, or authority due to abuse, neglect, and overall stupidity on the part of the original owner(s). Necessitated by progress or changing local, national, and international advances in civilization and morals. Typically very beneficial in the long term to most of society.
Mark: Hey, why are you taking away my children!!!!
Officer: Your meth lab was endangering their lives.
Mark: I'm American, I have rights. This is fascism!
Officer: No, it's Property Forfeiture.
Mark: Can I keep my meth lab equipment?
Officer: No.
Mark: This is communism!
Officer: Get in the car.
by Melizza September 19, 2005
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Proper Flapjack

Term used to describe something that is "very good"
I like your footballing skills - they're proper flapjack.
by ouch_that_hurt August 20, 2010
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Properus

The feeling of satisfaction you get when you correct someone. (Usually one who you dislike)
Jimmy felt properus when he corrected Madisons false accusation
by Mike_16 October 30, 2016
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proper clapping

Proper clapping is used in several ways involving movement of the butt cheeks. Wether this be sexual activity, running, jogging, walking, jumping, well basically any time of movement of the body can cause "proper clapping"
Mate, i took this bird home last night, she was "proper clapping"
Did you see them two girls jogging before, one was "proper clapping"
by Rafal Pietranies November 2, 2016
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proper joke

a joke that isn't rude, obscene, vulgar, or derogatory, but is still a joke because it is funny and makes you laugh
She knew how to tell a proper joke, and everyone laughed in the auditorium.
by Susie creamcheese January 30, 2018
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properfuck

It’s your boy properfuck
by DMCruz342 May 15, 2018
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pooperstitious

The unfounded fear of pooping in public water closets, whatever the state of cleanliness or disrepair.
William was sacred to open his bomb-bay doors on the train as he was pooperstitious...
by biznuge June 13, 2018
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