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I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
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Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!
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I Promise I

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I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
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