Blowjobus Interruptus Praematurus

When the blow job is prematurely interrupted right before you climax because the blow job-giver wonders if you are enjoying the blow job.

Man she gave me another Blowjobus Interruptus Praematurus, I was about to come when she raised her head and asked me If I am liking the head.

by Pontificator October 10, 2011

Premature Perspiration

When a guy forgets to use deoderant and prematurely perspires in sweaty situations. The more concerned the guy is about the sweat, the more sweat he's going to generate. And if it happens once, it could happen again and again....

Steve: Dude I prematurely perspired watching this smokin chick lick an icecream...

Matt: Dude were you wearing deodarant?

Steve: It was bad dude, I hate premature perspiration.

by tigerslovepepper February 28, 2011

premature rat

The kind of people that have PERFECT noses and "APE" eyes with brown (ewww) things under their eyelids. They also are in training of the powerstance (which is sticking your butt out with your chest out too and your hands and legs wide open). The most important quality of a premature rat....are rat teeth indeed. They must be perfect rectangular, two little mmm's that are sticking out and when you lift your face up, they show, and the brown things under your eyelids show and your eyes also pop out more, like I'm going to eat you bulls. But, the most important part of the rat teeth position, is your nose still taking it's posture .

A very special shoutout to the rat master of all rat worlds, WILLARD!, taking his home in St. Barts Church's sewers. He has perfect rat teeth position and also the most graceful ape eyes in the world. His rat teeth are like MMM I WANT TO EAT THE LITTLE CORN! (w/ pishbulls accent)

by BoyBee June 21, 2005

premature ejaculation

The reason why most idiots are on this planet. Without it, we wouldn't need to believe in better places such as Heaven and Cancuun

Premature ejaculation is the most common reason why half the world exists.

by MIchael Reschke (Former U.S. Marine) June 15, 2006

premature abbreviation

Someone you have just met calls you by your high school nickname or a shortened version of your name without being asked. Can be simply social-klutzyness but often an early indicator you just met an ill-mannered loser. NB: All is usually forgiven if the person is someone you are attracted to.

Linda: Mark, this is my lovely friend Roanne, Roanne, meet Mark!
Mark: Hi, so what do you do for a crust Ro?
Roanne: It's Roanne thanks.
Roanne (later, to Linda): I don't know why exactly, but premature abbreviation is a major turn off...

by Roanne P January 11, 2009

Premature Key Retraction

The act of inserting your key in the lock of a door, but before you've had the opportunity to successfully turn it, somebody opens the door from the inside forcing the key to "pull out".

Jim: "I hate it when somebody opens the door just as I am unlocking it."

Iain: "Premature key retraction, dude."

by Jaxxehv2.0 July 30, 2011

premeir

1) A man who takes joy in wacking himself and others.

2) God.

by Anonymous January 22, 2003