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Computer Programmer

A person or group of people who wants their code to work but also question their method if code does not work, but If code works they also question their method.
You are never satisfied with your food, it's like you are a Computer Programmer.
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entitlement program

it’s basically something that we pay for through taxes that certain people can qualify for the money
can i have my points for my answer on the frq about entitlement programs
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functional programming

a shitty way to program that is infearior to imperative programmering languages like HolyC
haskell is ass because it uses functional programming
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nightly program

pornography based on the loneliness of singledom
i got home after a long day at work and watched my nightly program before falling asleep
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lazy programmer

A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.
He just sits on his laptop all day, he must a lazy programmer
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functional programming

Much in the way one who participates in heavy drinking, but can operate in normal society is a functional alcoholic: one who participates in heavy function use, but can program normal programs is doing functional programming. Functions, especially the more street available nested anonymous ones, are highly addictive and may make you want to abandon other forms of control flow entirely. Allows one to write code that operates on other code easily. Nerd Shit.
My favorite functional programming language is Idris, it's like Haskell but for nerds.
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