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private sandbag

A veteran hero in the army capable of saving any solider from anything.

He can stop a bullet or shield you from a grenade, a must have comrade in the army.

H
e started out as a fat black man eating at burger king everyday. He was recruited into the military through recommendation. If you're going into battle, make sure to take him with you.

He has been known to but medics out of business.
Hey "Private Sandbag" I need you to provide cover over here!!
by Buttercactus December 13, 2017
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Invite to a private cheat

Something the human begin known on hvh servers as Sanity is unable to receive
Sanity will get eaten alive my 12 pink fairy armadillos before receiving an invite to a private cheat
by nEVER GETTING A PRIVATE CHEWAT November 10, 2018
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Optimal privation

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.
Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Private Joker

When you mix up information on purpose just to confuse someone. This verb is inspired by the main character from Full Metal Jacket, directed by Stanley Kubrick between 1985 and 1987.
My best friend just loves to Private Joker me. It's so annoying, Jesus Christ...
by sadly_known_as_katherine October 9, 2021
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private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these
josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3
by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021
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Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
by kamikamila January 5, 2022
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