Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013

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Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.

"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas. Wifey said no."

by Daedalus22 August 20, 2022

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Premature Creamcheesulator

When you run out of cream cheese before you run out of bagel.

Damn- still got half my bagel left and I'm out of cream cheese. I'm such a premature creamcheesulator...

by Drinking Enthusiast March 23, 2017

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premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.

Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.

by Poopsie88 December 09, 2011

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Premature Retweetulation

When you retweet someone's link on twitter without reading it, only to realize later it was a big mistake.

Before I read it, I retweeted @Dummy who had a bullshit link about aliens being responsible for the Times Square Bombing...That was a bad case of premature retweetulation.

by Twitster May 11, 2010

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