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jiffy-popper 

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.
Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.
jiffy-popper by AP November 20, 2003
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booty popper 

A BOOTY POPPER is someone who can pop that booty like no other!! They got a big ole Nicki Minaj lookin booty and they will pop dat thing right up in yo grill! Mhmm.
Yo, Nicki is the biggest booty popper I have ever met!
booty popper by kml121 November 20, 2014

Jalapeno Popper 

Instance where a male has diarrhea that burns/hurts his anus so bad that symptoms include shaking of the legs, cold sweats, and most notably the shriveling up of the testicles. Because of this, many describe their testicles as beginning to ache.
"ahhh it hurts so badly" *thumping of leg against tile floor*

"yup, thats a jalapeno popper"
Jalapeno Popper by hirec January 18, 2006

poopersnickel 

A poop that has a large amount of snickers chunks in it.
"This snickers sure is going to make a good poopersnickel"
poopersnickel by Micah P. May 22, 2008

Holiday Popper 

The Holiday Popper, is when its that time of year, yes folks Christmas. And it just so happens you're so broke because of all the holiday shopping that you had to ask your mom for one of her menthols to hit a popper, which will also be the worst popper you ever end up hitting. (Look at popper to see definition)

Thus now you have the holiday popper, Menthol cigarette, with marijuana using a bong, to hit a popper.
Me: Mom.... can i please have a cig.... i am broke from holiday shopping...

Mom: ya sure have one of my MENTHOLS

Me, 5 Minutes Later: Wow... this holiday popper just wasn't worth it :(
Holiday Popper by TQMayng December 20, 2010

Jalapeño popper 

When you put a jalapeño into the pussy or butthole of someone, like a dildo.
Stacey's boyfriend used a dildo, but Ashley's boyfriend wanted to spice it up, so he used a jalapeño popper.
Jalapeño popper by The r4p3r November 10, 2014

chimichanga popper 

When a man sticks his erect penis into a cooked chimichanga and sticks it down a girls throat.
Guy1:last night we didn't have any dinner so i gave Suzie a chimichanga popper
Guy 2:i wish carol would let me give her a chimichanga popper
chimichanga popper by phatdyck69 January 18, 2016