Sand the Pony 

When one partner's hair stubble creates a rash on the other partner during a sexual encounter.

You need to shave; you really did sand the pony last night!

Sand the Pony by Dementis Lamia July 19, 2012

Pony Loaf 

1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver

2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.

Thomas was never allowed to kiss his girlfriend on the lips after she pony loafed him

Pony Loaf by Anthony Marty January 23, 2009

pontoontang 

A pontoon boat or "party barge" that that is busting with poontang.

When aboard pontoontang, clothing is optional.

pontoontang by Captain Matt July 13, 2004

Ponorschast 

Getting extremely fucked

That girl was ponorschasted last night

Ponorschast by ponorschast October 21, 2010

Pony 

Something that is so awesome and wayy gucci that it is was worthy of staying gold as like Pony Boy Curtis (from the movie and novel 'The Outsiders') was advised to do. If you think it has potential to stay gold that is something that is real pony and it needs to be nominated as having gold potential.

Johnny: this sunset is real pony.. I want it go stay gold. Whaddayou think -man??
Pony Boy Curtis: Johnny, yknow mann..- nothing gold stays.. But that sunset IS real pony, so yknow what I think? Maybe it could be on its way, Johnny.

Pony by y'shua November 3, 2019

Jizzle Pony 

A homosexual (male not female) who like so jack-off more than normal to gay porn. with a condom on.

that andrew scumbag is such a stupid ugly jizzle pony

Jizzle Pony by 84750-23894 August 26, 2005

mexican pony 

A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.

Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.

mexican pony by notamexican October 16, 2008