Pirate's Privates 

An expression meaning "the best"

"Dude, did you see that episode of Naruto the other day?"
"DUDE! That episode was the pirate's privates!"

Pirate's Privates by Siggi Stardust June 23, 2009

Pirate hook 

When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.

I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.

Pirate hook by xvortim April 23, 2018

pirate hooker 

A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.

Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.

pirate hooker by siesta October 24, 2006

pirate's eye 

shitting in a girls eye

i wanted to take a shit but i had to keep fucking her so i gave her the pirate's eye last night.

pirate's eye by nikemane December 26, 2008

Pirate Booty 

When the normal definition of stank ass doesn't quiet cover it. A girl who tries to be attractive but stinks down below.

"Bro that girls bad as hell" " Nah fam she got that pirate booty"

Pirate Booty by Hero Splendid April 23, 2018

Pirate Hooker 

A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.

"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"

Pirate Hooker by JMAN36969 December 11, 2009

Pirate-eyed 

"Pirate-eyed" is a condition resulting from over use of the iPhone or similar device in the dark or dimly-lit environment whilst favoring one eye. The resulting condition causes a temporary focal imbalance akin to having a patch over an eye.

Jack was lying in bed surfing on his iPhone so long that he became pirate-eyed and didn't recognize Lola when she walked in and switched on the light.

Pirate-eyed by metanoia2k July 11, 2010