punching jellyfish

When you can fit your whole fist inside a woman’s vagina

Dude, i had my whole fist in there, it was like punching jellyfish

by Jelly lover 69 December 26, 2023

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Punching down

It's the only direction I have left to punch.

Hym "I helicoptered my arms to hard and now I'm better than everyone. Punching down is the only direction left!"

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024

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Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024

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Punching Chilli

1) An excessive moment of self sabotage

2) An act of self 'meat'alation

"No need to punch your chilli, now you look like you're covered in shit"

"Steve you're really punching chilli here"

by Lt Cdr Data March 18, 2024

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Plinching

When a woman sucks the foreskin off of a chode, and then deep fries it like calamari for both you and hers enjoyment.

This entire process is supervised and blessed by a rabbi to ensure the end product is kosher.

Make sure to get your rabbi to help you with plinching! And invite him to enjoy some later!

by Plinching_professional45 May 9, 2024

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