piffy wiffy

Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.

jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"

Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.

Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.

by ርસ૯ᆩվ April 7, 2023

Philflop

A man or women who belly flops onto a table at a party and collapses the table

Nate philflopped the beer pong table
I’m going to philflop the table

by Shrader1234 August 15, 2023

Piffle

Like the word "yeet," this word is used as an expression. This word is used when someone says something really funny, but really stupid.

Person 1: Are your elbows just the knees of your arms?
Person 2: *laughing* You absolute piffle.

by The_OG_Piffle May 10, 2023

Piff

What you do when you smoke a zoot

I’m going to go and Piff a zoot.

by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023

Pfiffli

Pfiffli is a swiss german name for the penis (more common in children) - can also be a small whistle.

Person 1: Mis pfiffli klemmt im chind
Person 2: OMG! Du geish is gfägnis!
Person 1: Looksmaxx Edit

Translation:
Person 1: My penis is stuck in a kid
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 3: Looksmaxx Edit

by Pfiffler January 29, 2024

Pliff

A long inhale in witch you swish the THC cart and inhale thro your nose then blow it out majestically

I am a stoner where I hit cool tricks like the pliff

by 2SWwagg February 10, 2024

phiifi

phiifi is an absolute FUCKING UNIT as well as a nice ride

"Hey how'd it go with that guy last night"
"Bro he absolutely rocked my wooorrrrllllld left me like jello he's deffo a phiifi"

by kennygeorgeisaride March 7, 2024