Steve Perkel

Code for Percocet. Used in phone conversations when someone (girlfriend, parent, employer, etc) is present.

"Hey, chief, have you seen our buddy Steve Perkel around today?"

"Yut, I think he's over at Garoldo's place, buck."

by D-Mo Steezy December 19, 2007

nine percenter

Someone who identifies with being racially white. Also known as a Niner. The nine percent being the number of white people estimated to be in the world

You sure about him./He looks a little on the dark side.
No sweat, he's a Niner. nine percenter

by Schlimm Jim April 24, 2016

bloom percent

absolute goat at mw3 unsetup huge virgin

“omg clyde reminds me of bloom percent.”

by p3rcnt July 4, 2018

"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017

Porcelain doll sex

The act of positioning numerous porcelain dolls in sexual, absurd positions around someones house during a party. Often located in places that will be found long after the party is finished, like in freezers and showers. This act is done completely out of good fun, and just hoping to get a good laugh from other people.

Guy 1: The party was getting pretty boring, so we made some porcelain doll sex scenes around the house. But the homeowner got kind of pissed off.

guy 2: Hahaa sick, did u make sure you had photographic evidence of them for a good laugh later on?

by ILoveporcelaindollsex.com April 24, 2009

Porcelain Meteor Shower

When you have diarrhea but it's not completely runny. It comes out as several small pieces of shit really quickly that all hit the water like a meteor shower in the sky.

Guy 1: "Man, there was a porcelain meteor shower last night after I ate all that Mexican food."

Guy 2: "WTF dude TMI!!"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.
past tense- perceived

Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020