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A nice calm person who has infinite candy in his van. Pedophiles are people who will help you pick up the soap if you drop it! If you see a pedophile get in his van.
"omg! that nice pedophile just gave me a bunch of candy and let me live in his van.
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A man who loves children eg: Donald Trump Micheal Jackson

They have an urge to fu1k children Breh ;d that is bad and disgusting. Most pedophiles look like a virgin tom cruise and are 45 years old.
My neighbour Mr.dicknson is a Pedophile, he has a BONER every time he watches my son.
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A person who likes to hang out with minors. Pedophiles often work in food trucks.
Pat: "When are you going to have some minors out on the boat?"
Austin: "Why don't you take a seat right over there, pedophile"
by F-Meat July 5, 2022
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pedophile 2.0

A pedophile 2.0 is a religious person that indoctrinates people with their religious beliefs including children/adults.
Mother: John you shouldn’t play call of duty, It’s violent and against the lord (Jehovah.

John: mom it’s literally just a game.

Mother: get off and make jehovah proud, you have to do what Jehovah wants.

Pedophile 2.0
by anonymous September 4, 2022
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Robert:look at that sexy toddler

Mara:your such a pedophile dude get help
by Mara_transgender October 2, 2022
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Someone who drives a Ford Focus, drinks Coors, and is a carpenter
Adam: dying for a pint of coors I might drive to the pub in my Ford Focus after I finish working as a carpenter today.
Children: mom I found a pedophile
by Pedophile hunter October 21, 2022
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The biggest scum of the earth next to politicians and serial killers. They are a big waste of oxygen tbh. They are usually middle aged men (or older) who wanna bang with children. They are just disgusting and unholy
Person1: Wow that guy is creepy. He is watching kids, blushes to them and looks at them like he wanna bang them.
Person2: Ah he is a pedophile. Wanna beat him up?
Person1: Hehe ofc. Then call the police on him.
Person2: Okay let's go then.
by Plant_headed_human October 27, 2022
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