hook of the peen

It Is when you bang a hot chick .

Yo man did you see that ? He gave her the old hook of the peen

by Agentco February 5, 2020

Smelly fishy peen

Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.

Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.

by Big black salami July 31, 2019

peen

one large or oddly small penis with a weird and wonky shape. and is oddly skinny

“damn look at his dick it’s so weird and small.”

“he got himself a peen”

by yungjezuz February 16, 2019

Peen Bags

boobs. 2 nice fatsacks made for a man to stick his willy between.

Wow that chick has osm big honkin peen bags

by Worm_Y September 23, 2011

Peen

A wonderful leader, speaks fluently in Pern. Has a honey like voice and has servants named PeenServes. Also has a lizard tongue peener. Follow peen @mightypeen on ig HAIL PEEN BITCH

I love Peen so much that’s why I serve him! uwu

by ShhKermit September 16, 2018

Peen Time

Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.

Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."

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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"

by Dave. The Man. February 12, 2021

Chunky peen

A slightly odd shaped, chunky penis

Christopher Columbus, is so pristine when he keeps his chunky peen clean

by weenypeenylol November 28, 2017