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Painting the Zebra

A metaphor for male masturbation. The motion of the fingers wrapped around the penis shaft simulates the theoretical "painting" of stripes on a zebra.
Did you see the latest issue of Maxim? I was totally painting the zebra to it.
by dirtyofthesouth September 1, 2018
mugGet the Painting the Zebramug.

Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint
by Mlit February 19, 2018
mugGet the Paint the taintmug.

chocolate painting

When a guy gives a girl anal and then wipes the shit off his dick on her ass.
When I was finished fucking her asshole I decided to do a chocolate painting all over her ass. Don't want my dick being unclean.
by themysteriousone101 April 28, 2014
mugGet the chocolate paintingmug.

Paint Balled

When an individual dips their balls in paint and creates artwork on another’s body using their balls as a brush.
Lucas paint balled the Mona Lisa on Pauls back during Fantasy Fest.
by Llama llama December 25, 2021
mugGet the Paint Balledmug.

Puffy Paint

A Type Of Paint Used By Artist Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth.
Moriah: Puffy Paint
Fans: Puppy Paint? You Mean Puffy Paint?
by squishymakeovermoriahelizabeth November 6, 2020
mugGet the Puffy Paintmug.

Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 22, 2023
mugGet the Paint Fatmug.

Painting Drive By

As a train comes by use your canister of paint and spray it all over the train or be in a car and have your buddies drive as you hold a can of paint and spray on walls while moving.
Guy 1: "I'm ready to go to the train station to do a Painting Drive By"
Guy 2: "Me too"
by duro.notroh December 3, 2022
mugGet the Painting Drive Bymug.

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