Sketch pad

From the word "Sket" meaning in an art lesson, someone who tries getting with someone else, instead of learning. Often failing.

Lucy: Do you want to sleep with me... i dont charge
John: No thankyou, your a sketch pad!!
Lucy: i suppose i should get on with my art work then.

by Emilylovesshizzle November 8, 2006

Marine Mattress Pad

A woman who fucks anybody in the armed forces(primarily marines if possible), and is thrown on a bed to ad comfort. Same as a mattress pad.

“Yo have you seen that sexy blonde amazon over there?”

“She’s bad af, but she’s a marine mattress pad, better wrap it before you tap it.”

by Lgodwin35 April 23, 2020

junior man pad

The apartment of a heterosexual bachelor that is extra-ordinarily well decorated, enough so that his sexuality is questioned.

Nice junior man pad - i ain't seen a guys place deco'd out like this before -you sure you're not gay?

by Jbt003 November 6, 2007

Touch Pad Finger

The medical condition where the tip of your index finger gets sore as the result of hours of use on a laptop computer touchpad. Often caused by surfing porn, Facebook, and Craigslist.

Anyone have a mouse? I'm getting Touch Pad Finger

by tpf November 29, 2010

Bloody Pad That Bro'

Revenge for "Superman that ho." Stick a bloody pad on a guys back.

"I got so mad he tried to "superman" me, my internal birth control started. so tonight, I'm going to "Bloody Pad that Bro'."

"Dang girl! You go."

by Monda January 10, 2008

Pee my pad

Laughing so hard during your period that you urinate while wearing a pad.

You had me rolling on the floor and laughing so hard you almost made me pee my pad!

by nobodyspecial5858 January 12, 2009

Pad lad

The act of punching a girl in the vagina region while saying pad lad.

I pad laded my girlfriend.

by Mjnhbgvfcdxsza April 21, 2018