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Private Plane

An expensive way to display your hypocrisy and stupidity.
She parked her private plane next to a snowdrift and started to harangue the plebs. It wasn’t hypocrisy because she had paid the bribe…
by Maggie T May 21, 2025
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private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these
josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3
by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021
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PDA- 'Private Display of Affection'

PDA- 'Private Display of Affection'

When your partner hasn't showered in over a week and you become sexually aroused by their sweaty gym seth, to the point where you uncontrollably lick the f*** out of their armpits, crotch area and sweaty ass.
Catching a whiff of their pesky BO and frantically licking their private parts builds your immune system whilst showing

PDA- 'Private Display of Affection' to your significant other.
by Pagan God-Satyr March 9, 2018
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private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023
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Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
by kamikamila January 5, 2022
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Private Joker

When you mix up information on purpose just to confuse someone. This verb is inspired by the main character from Full Metal Jacket, directed by Stanley Kubrick between 1985 and 1987.
My best friend just loves to Private Joker me. It's so annoying, Jesus Christ...
by sadly_known_as_katherine October 9, 2021
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