knob jock

the most aussie word ever!! Used to describe a real annoying dikhead

sik aussie kunt: steve is such a knob jock
Idoiot skip: Whats that?
sik aussie kunt shakes his head and walks away

by ARKELZ December 13, 2007

hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam

Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.

by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008

Nob Jock

Shortened version of 'nob jockey'. Meaning gay man (someone who rides the cock).

General abusive term.

God, you're such a nob jock!

Mert's such a nob jock!

by Jake Howard May 11, 2008

Cock-Jocked

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.

Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!

by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018

radio jock

Someone that changes the radio station every 20 seconds

wow, that guy is such a radio jock, he changes the station every 10 seconds

by thesmartguy123 June 5, 2010

WoW Jocke

A swedish World of Warcraft gamer who is seen as a hero amongst teens and adults. He thought us that WoW is just like real life. and that leather sheets can't have a level, it can have a required level but not a level.

WoW jocke: World of warcraft är precis som riktiga livet, till exempel här kan man va, här kan man va, här kan man va. Precis som riktiga livet, här kan man va , här kan man va, här kan man va.

by Wowjocke May 20, 2019

jock oil

Cum

“He sucked me clean of my jock oil last night bro”

by Bruce Willie September 4, 2021