scrunchie on the gear stick

When you slide it onto the gear stick reaaaaal good

Ruk: 'Hey hun u wanna scrunchie on the gear stick tonite'
Man on the corner: 'Please leave me alone, I'm waiting for my wife'
Ruk: 'Hunnnnn u know ur wife don't have a scrunchie half as elasticated as mine'
Man on the corner: * runs off *

by greg_gearstick April 07, 2022

shifting gears

to give a guy a hand job

dude she loves shifting gears she said to me her after school

by Roger S January 15, 2008

consumable head gear

A rule made in the game of quaters, carried out by placing an empty beer box on your head when its your turn to drink.

Put the fucking consumable head gear befor you drink pussy.

by Tim25 July 28, 2005

Mental Gear Solid

The act of sneaking inside somewhere (shopping malls, gas stations) while dressed like a total moron.

That guy totally Mental Gear Solid that shopping mall. People where like omfg, look at that retard.

by JonkoXL June 21, 2013

Bondage geared slave

It is when your slave become extra cheeky and u decide to tie him up for the bants and whip his ass

JJ was horny so DADDY ZERK decided that he ties JJ up and become his very own bondage geared slave so then DADDY ZERK whips JJ black ass and because JJ is black as coal he gets more horny and decides to scream to josh to whip his ass just like josh ancestors did to JJ so DADDY ZERK WHIPS AND JJ SCREAMS: OH Yeah WHIP ME HARDER DADDY

by Kebab Shawarma May 08, 2016

Gears of War 2

A game commonly played by Call of Duty 4 rejects and those too poor to afford Halo 3 and Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Gears of War gives these players a high sensation, causing them to go online and boast about how good they are, thus inflating their egos to the point where they become delirious and begin to say "Nigger" all the time, though most of them are small, white 13 year old virgins. They feel the need to defend their egos by any means, whether it be lag switching and screaming "HOST!!!" whenever someone kills them and threatening . Gears of War

"Yeah what now eat my lancer bastard. I'm a G at Gears of War 2"

*sniped"

"HOST!!! Oh my god fucking niggers man."

by Cold Nigga July 07, 2009

Metal gear rising

Metal gear rising is the best game. You fight funny cyborg people who are as stated, very funny. The people who you fight are, Big tiddy goth woman, meme man, child predator, smile man, Senator based

Person 1: metal gear rising sucks!1!1!!1
Person 2:heh heh, kill yourself

by based Brazilian samurai February 21, 2023