Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it

Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out

by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022

Suck my dick

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

She's on my dick

When a girl has something for and wants to have sexual intercourse with you.

"Daymn dude ya saw that girl in the bar last night? She's on my dick!"

by milfhunter70 August 17, 2022

stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016

Suck my dick

Girls say it all the time

No, suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020

My dick

Something that is relatively large in size

My dick is so hard right now that it hurts!

by XX_GAYBOY2019_XX April 27, 2019

Word to my dick

to agree or add emphasis to a claim

“he’s so cool ”
“Dude no way”
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”

“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”

by P1mpd4ddy September 20, 2022