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chair locked

Smoking to much weed you physically can not get up
Syn: Frozen
Man I was so chair locked last night from smoking all that dank
by BA Kyle May 6, 2016
mugGet the chair lockedmug.

Chase Locke

Chase Locke is the discord moniker (And among fans and friends, the loving pet name) of Judah Haley, which is the fake white-person stage-name for chronically online, self-hating Jew turned "Practicing Jew", Zionist, and Texas Musician, Judah F.

Judah is a pretty decent teen musician, with all sorts of esoteric influences he probably got from 4chan, including but not limited to Neutral Milk Hotel, the Smiths, and Weezer (But only the first two albums, 3 if you include Songs from the Black Hole). Judah's rich Jewish parents are trying to pay his way to fame by hooking him up with ex-Weezer guitarist Jason Cropper and Goldfinger drummer Darrin Pfeiffer to make hyperbolic but slightly-above-mid poppy grunge-ish music with an aesthetic of 'safe edgy child novelty musician with an anti social media message'. All of this is managed by some Paramount-affiliated music manager named Will L. who used to make bad R&B and later paid Snoop Dogg to rap with his wife.

Judah is better known among friends and his cult following for pretending to be his imaginary girlfriend on discord, pretending to be a femboy, lying about being groomed at his all-boys school, thinking Among Us and Ambatukan are funny in late 2023, deleting discord accounts because he thinks the feds and his friends are trying to get him/cancel him, hating Jews and then suddenly loving them and getting extremely offended and red in the face after his friends made ironic and mild jokes about them.
P: Bro... Chase just released a new music video for his song based on Fargo, there's this one scene with strobe lights where it looks like he's jerking off the mic and grimacing... you'd have to see it to believe it.

E: Chase?

P: You know, Chase Locke, as in... Judah Haley?
E: Ohhhh, I gochu.
by Paulydijah Simpsackder July 11, 2023
mugGet the Chase Lockemug.

sneeze lock

When you are about to nut and you throw balck pepper at her.
She sneeze and her pussy muscles contract while u are busting a nut inside
Amanda:"Jon threw black pepper at me while we had sex last night"
Tracy:"ohh he sneeze locked you?
by Ben_solo January 7, 2018
mugGet the sneeze lockmug.

ima lock

your word yor gonna do it
girl: Are you gonna come see me next weekend ?
boy: my nigga ''ima lock" to pull up
by @jeancoatt October 24, 2018
mugGet the ima lockmug.

fry-locked

inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!

if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!

a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.

all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!

went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
by michael foolsley March 10, 2013
mugGet the fry-lockedmug.

Pant locked

The condition of having one's pants and shorts around one's ankles to the point that you have zero mobility and range of motion.
Whilst getting a blowjob, I became pant locked and stumbled trying to make it to the bed...
by balls104 May 17, 2018
mugGet the Pant lockedmug.

Autumn Lock

An autumn lock is the hair style often worn by members of the emo subculture of goth. Often called generically "emo hair". It is most often recognized by long bangs, parted on the side, that cover one eye.
Man #1 "Hey dude you sportin' the Autumn Lock?"

Man #2 "Hell yeah!"
by EgoBiboAqua January 1, 2009
mugGet the Autumn Lockmug.

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