jump a bridge

To throw yourself off a bridge and die

The ol' one-way-ticket razzle-dazzle off a bridge

Dave: Dude go jump a bridge.

Josh: That simp needs to jump a bridge.

by ProofYou'reDumb eZ February 21, 2020

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Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

by Duhwilly August 15, 2012

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Jump in mud

Its meant for a fat person that resembles a pig or a person who is dirty (doing drugs).

That lady should jump in mud and get it over with.

by Lp7891 February 11, 2011

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jump man

The original name for Mario. He first starred in the arcade game Donkey Kong where he fought DK to rescue his girlfriend Pauline (Later changed to Princess Peach)

Don't be throwin' those barrels at me, or I'll go Jump Man on yo punk ass!

by OopBopShBam March 01, 2007

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jump scene

a scene that scares someone or people; frightening scene; a scene in scary movies that make people jump; something in a movie or TV show that is sudden and scares people; jumpy feeling from a scary scene.

The jump scenes in "FearDotCom" look very stupid, but to some viewers, funny.

by NicholasVej October 29, 2006

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