Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.

Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

waters edge

Shit ton of rich people with huge ass houses.

That nigga lives in Waters Edge, he rich.

by 🅱️ig Ni🅱️🅱️a November 1, 2017

teeth on edge

The feeling of extreme irritation or annoyance resulting from an individuals behavior, or an unpleasant stimuli (ie. nails on a chalkboard)

Phrase is derived from the tingling/painful sensation felt in one's teeth after eating something cold, or biting into something hard.

That lady's incessant hyena pitched laugh is really setting my teeth on edge.

by Hubbuh January 25, 2021

floridian edges

when it gets so hot that your baby hairs stick to your forehead and you can move them to look like edges

bewfert: yo it’s so hot
bartholomew: ikr i’m sweating so much i got them floridian edges

by go bonkers ye August 23, 2019

Poor Edge

being too poor to drink or do drugs.

i.e - Dry as a kite.

Man, marcus got fired last month and now he's poor edge. That negro used to smoke us down mad blunts, today however, he sits idle, pensive, pondering paucity, pessimistic, and penurious.

by ThePoopsmith July 11, 2012

edge of a cracker

The most Caucasian out of all Caucasian people

Damn bro Alexis was so white she is the edge of a cracker

by Booming July 28, 2016

Fried edges

A term used by highly motivated and highly skilled process operators to describe the phenomenon of an excess of anti adhesive product applied to an oven band during the production of Jaffa cakes.

Oh my days these cakes are bad! At least we won’t get 53’s with these fried edges!

We’ve dumped 7 bins of fried edges, just can’t get the cakes right.

These fried edges are massive! They’re like bloody dinner plates!

by Best oven Op No.1 December 28, 2021