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Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
by the drips April 30, 2009
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the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!
by clzdio December 8, 2020
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Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping
She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃
by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025
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Bonus crumbs

When you have chunks of crap stick to your crack hair.
While dining out, Jeremy noticed a couple bonus crumbs and decided it was a free snack.
by Stodden June 7, 2025
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cattle crumbs

Britney was tripping off those cattle crumbs, she seen a pink elephant dancing with a purple dragon.
by Merkinsky February 15, 2021
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junkie crumbs

Dad: son, what the fuck are these junkie crumbs?
Son: thats good weed!
by yunggod29 February 1, 2017
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crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs
UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME
by apple grapetato June 11, 2021
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