Oklahoma Octopus

1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.

2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.
They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.
by PastaPro September 28, 2018
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oklahoma stuffed mushroom

When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it
When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom
by Ilikeitfast69 November 26, 2020
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Oklahoma Smudge Pot

When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.
Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.
by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023
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Oklahoma Smudge Pot

A group of hillbillies buttfuck each other in the woods and jar up their combined ass queefs. Afterwords they take turns huffing it starting with the one that nutted first.
Hey Billy! Hey Stuart! Let’s cross the crick over yonder to the woods and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot! It’s been a LONG week!
by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023
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North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios
"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."
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Oklahoma tire swing

My wife's pissing me off!
I'm bout' to give that bitch an Oklahoma tire swing!
by Beachpartysteve December 25, 2023
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Blair Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma where everyone talks shit about eachother. Guys like to call it Blair, Merica to feel special. Girls here never stick to one guy. You can usually find the ugly chicks swearing they’re dating a guy from Hollis or Altus. Half of the kids who live there are really stupid and just want to get in the NBA or they’re really smart because they have overachiever parents. Everyone here probably owns some type of showing animal. BEWARE: EVERYONE HAS BLACKMAIL ON YOU
“Blair Oklahoma has to be one of the most hillbilly towns to exsist.”
by AlwaysAwakeeeA December 03, 2018
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