Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Oklahoma greeter

An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.

Those Oklahoma greeters are crazy.

by Hutler February 2, 2023

Oklahoma Sandwich

When you get all the condiments to make a sandwich (disregard the bread) and you stuff it in between someone's asscheeks and eat it.

Subway wasn't open that night so Tom gave Lucy an Oklahoma Sandwich.

by EatMyShat555 March 7, 2023

Oklahoma Bitch

It is wat it is

Oklahoma Bitch ™

by ManwithlowIQ June 5, 2023

oklahoma o-hole

An colostomy that is used as a fuckhole, most often, but not necessarily, in prison.

After his colon resection, Jimmy was dreading his return to prison for fear that his new ostomy would be used as an Oklahoma o-hole.

by NCHawk November 24, 2013

Oklahoma destroyer

They destroyed Oklahoma

Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.

by Mxvoidfall June 7, 2023

Oklahoma Octopus

1. A legendary cryptid said to be lurking in the man-made lakes of Oklahoma. It hunts and kills swimmers.

2. Four people, eight limbs, lots of slime and suction. Typically happens after a late night at a redneck bar. Can be either gay or straight interaction. Cowboy hats are optional.

They made an oklahoma octopus after they left the bar last night. Those cowboy hats got squirted with something other than ink last night.

by PastaPro September 27, 2018