Oklahoma tornado

when you finger someone and swirl your finger around

woman 1: and he just put his fingers in and swirled around! he calls it the "Oklahoma tornado"
woman 2: wtf.....

by imma touch u September 9, 2025

Oklahoma Grave Digger

The act of force feeding someone until they shit there pants, then shoving your cock in and out of there shitty ass, flinging shit everywhere.

“Hey Bob heard you had fun time last night”
“Yeah, my partner performed the Oklahoma Grave Digger on me. It was sooo hot.

by Orgytober October 5, 2025

Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.

“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything”

by Flash2110 October 17, 2025

Oklahoma State Trooper

When you push a bitch, after gaping her and then piss in her butthole.

i just hit the nastiest Oklahoma State Trooper on my great grandma.

by beejay45 November 4, 2025

Oklahoma Lawyer

An Oklahoma Lawyer is someone that "knows a thing or two about the legal system" cause they've been in jail at least 3 times

Guy 1: Kyle told me he knows how to get away with growing weed
Guy 2: Nah man you can't trust Kyle, he's an Oklahoma lawyer

by Buck Shuckler December 4, 2025

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When a woman wets her hair and face, then sucks it from the back, while the man tries to dry her forehead and hair with farts

Tiffany won't be into work for a few days. I gave her the Oklahoma Hair Dryer last night and now she's got pink eye.

by PhatSphoincter December 16, 2025

Oklahoma wind sniffer

An Oklahoma wind sniffer is when the female farts into the males face causing him to poop his pants and ejaculate at the same times

(Example 1) yo bro I was given a Oklahoma wind sniffer last night

(Example 2) hey dude has a chick ever given you a Oklahoma wind sniffer

by Scary tarry613 February 15, 2025