marcus machine

it's the marcus machine
get into the goddamn marcus machine
by scopophobicc August 23, 2021
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venderial machine

A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.
Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.
by Ushna Bling July 06, 2015
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Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies
Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!
by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019
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Will Heyes machine

"I needa burn some bud, pass us tha will heyes machine"
by Archibaldheyes July 10, 2018
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netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.
John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine
by matty b 69 January 14, 2018
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Hallucination Machine

A derogatory (but accurate) term used to refer to "generative AI" like ChatGPT, referring to the tendency of such programs to "hallucinate" invalid information and present it as truth.
"Yo did you hear that Google is adding generative AI to their voice assistant?"

"Wow, I can talk to the hallucination machine! What an innovation!"
by _Colonial_ October 09, 2023
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bang machine

Wow, that girl at the end of the bar is a bang machine.
by perfectly.frank June 24, 2020
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