florida porn

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)
Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!
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Yankee Florida

The area of Florida south of Gainesville and not Key West or the Everglades.
Them yankees took over most of Florida and made it Yankee Florida with their unsweet tea and they want to open up one of them Tim Hortons.
by xowe March 31, 2019
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Florida Hotbox

When someone smokes weed, and blows the smoke into a woman's vagina. The woman then rides the smoker's face and queefs the smoke back into their mouth
Person 1: bro, that stoner chick let me give her a Florida Hotbox
Person 2: Yuck. Nice
by Senor Gorgeous January 12, 2021
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florida gators

A group of arrogant jerks who steal chants from legitimate universities even though the chants don't work for their team.
Michigan Fan: "It's great! to be! a Michigan Wolverine!"
Florida Fan: "Hey, that almost works with Florida Gators I think I'll steal it."
by GoBlue11 April 18, 2008
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Florida Lag

When you are playing on the same server as a person in Florida and you lag because their internet sucks even when their not host. Usually caused because all the old people in Florida using up the internets.
Jeremy fix your god damn Florida Lag! I can barely fucking hit anyone.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.
by Nopecakoo January 28, 2011
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Florida Taco

Laying a fattie turd inside someone's vagina.
Damn, Jose shouldn't have given me that Florida Taco right after he ate three ears of corn....
by don jeezy July 11, 2008
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north florida

Britney: so where are you from
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville

Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida

The stranger has disconnected from the chat.
by IDGAFWABGSAM October 26, 2017
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