Get noodled

Get noodled is something u say after you trick someone into doing what you want, like after they made you a cup of tea because u got them to.

Jesus: yo god man, i need a pack of cigarettes. Can you go steal some from Co Op for me.

God: yes brother jesus.

Jesus: get noodled u small man.

Get noodled by Mr.kingTeaMan December 9, 2020

Shower noodles 

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.

In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.

Shower noodles by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

ballsack noodle 

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)

hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?

ballsack noodle by dr.noodle November 22, 2021

danger noodle 

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

danger noodle by Bread_man69420 December 7, 2021

Rustic noodles 

Rustic noodles

The act of making spaghetti

(Just the noodles) and having your female friend who is on her period add her blood on top of the noodles, replacing the pasta sauce.

Hey honey, tonight we should have your famous rustic noodles.

Rustic noodles by Alienboy453 July 12, 2022

mighty man noodle

common fanfiction word for penis

she licked his mighty man noodle

mighty man noodle by DRIFT QUEEN July 6, 2013

Hong Kong Noodle Bowl 

Similar to the Shanghai Gut Punch, however, it is a group version where you and your friends commit bukkake on the woman by ejaculating on her and she pukes all over everyone's cocks.

Andy: So how did last night go Billy?
Billy: Man, me and the boys gave that bitch the Hong Kong Noodle Bowl.
Andy: That's some sick shit man. I don't think I'm going talk to you again.

Hong Kong Noodle Bowl by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013