Nolan Hartke

This unit is a gravel vacuum with a brain cell count of less then 12 1/2.

Damn where’d all the rocks go? There must be a Nolan Hartke around.

by Gaylibtard November 30, 2018

Nolan

Nolan is that guy who heavily fetishizes ww2 (to where his fixation is almost erotic), watches girls und panzer, listens to sabaton, and spends hours playing garrys mod Star Wars RP every day after school. It's not uncommon for Nolans to secretly engage in homosexual erotic RP on G+ or twitter after the end of a long day.

Nolans were very common throughout the mid 2010's, however there is scarce evidence that those affected by Nolanism can truly recover, with many Nolans remaining the same until this day.

This man has the most severe case of Nolanism I have ever seen.

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p1. I kinda wanna go out with him...
p2. ew, no you don't, he's a Nolan.

by khhhhs December 17, 2019

nolan

gay. and exposer. doesn’t care bout anything but him self and try’s to show off even tho he sucks.

nolans just gay.

by anonymous September 12, 2020

Nolan

Nolan has a lot of acne. When I mean a lot I mean a lot.

Nolan is an acne magnet. He has a lot of it

by Trollgod42069 October 17, 2019

Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about

Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter

by paran0idpark April 9, 2023

Nolan Vandaele

Nolan Vandaeles are often trying to pick up women that are way out of his league. Nolan Vandaeles are very tall and cute (6’1 to be exact). Nolan Vandaeles are great creatures.

You are a Nolan Vandaele

by Jaquan Blingus February 10, 2025

Nolan Quigley

My best friend Nolan he is

Nolan Quigley my best friend

by anonymous July 25, 2022