measuring tape in her purse

A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."

You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.

by hollywood doc September 18, 2006

flex tape can't fix that

a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own

"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"

by 2kool4skool123 May 30, 2020

everything short of duct tape

Having tried every thing possible to fix a problem, with the problem still unresolved.

Damnit! The computer STILL wont work and I've tried everything short of duct tape! F*** Windows!

by ElectroKinetica May 12, 2007

Tape Em' & Rape Em'

The action of taping someone to a large cylinder shaped object and, you know, BANG EM'................. without their consent."

"Dude, I saw this old guy taped to a tree the other day getting screwed by this other old guy."

"Yeah I know, I was there. Others around them were screaming "Tape em' & Rape em'!"

by Hmbsm21 May 14, 2009

duct tape wallet

The Greasing of the oversized penishole.

Super sizing your poontang waffle,using a spatula. (Wooden,no metal.)

Porkin the Beans.

Wow,i'd like to duct tape wallet Mr.Murphy.
I'd flip that shit all nite long.


Salty Cum Cracker.

by The Salty Cum Buscuit Indulger August 29, 2008

middle passage mix-tapes

A term for black people music, comes from the middle passage which black slaves would travel on during the slave trade

The local rap station was really blasting some of those middle passage mix-tapes

by Burrull October 21, 2013

Tape those tits up

To have the courage and will to overcome a lack of motivation.
To become motivated.

"I don't feel like drinking beer tonight."
Man, Bobby, Tape those tits up, grow a sack, and drink a beer.

by Donny mallox August 15, 2017