Russian lawnmower

The art of running over orphans

Russian lawnmower is the art of running over orphans while eunjing from ukrainian tractors

by Retardsлалал May 16, 2022

russian droolette

When a man is in a room full of women (preferably sluts or skanks). Each girl has 30 seconds to give him head before the next girl's turn. The girl who receives the moneyshot loses.

I know shes a spitter, cause I saw her lose a game if russian droolette.

by Jack Diesel April 1, 2016

Russian Bear

A person who has a non-standard fetish for weight gain and obesity (Examples include “belly play”, “stuffing” and “bloating”) - similar to feederism.

Russian bear FDE - A Russian Bear who likes to be fed for sexual pleasure
Russian bear FDR - A Russian Bear who likes to feed others for sexual pleasure

Dylan: Have you seen Kam recently? He’s been putting on weight like crazy, he might be a Russian Bear FDE
Max: Might be a possibility

by DK.15 January 19, 2022

Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.

Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.

by tropical January 4, 2023

Russian Tourettes

When your level of expertise in the Russian language is only sufficient for swear words. Everything you say is either rude or creepy.

Russian Tourettes: "Туретта по-русски, сука"

by _srsh_ May 8, 2018

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022

russian duck

A nickname and play on words for a fast meal. e.g., "Rush in, duck out."

Alright, recruits, we're having russian duck for chow! Be back in formation outside the mess hall in three minutes. Fall out!

by RipVanB September 12, 2013